"Don't Cry For Me Water Heater...."

"I s'pose it had to happen, the breaker broke
And now the water's all gone,
No more flushing or brushing of teeth.
The pressure is all gone, it had to leave....
And so we wait without a drop
Until the early morn when I can call the plumbing guys."

(chorus)

"Don't cry for me water heater...
The truth is I--don't mind it, (too much)
Well maybe somewhat,
O-kay a WHOLE LOT
Just give me water
Don't make me kick you....

We tried to let it happen,
To do the dishes
But nothing came out of the faucets
Just dribs and drabs of poor ol' agua that's no longer here
So I chose eating
Running around, snarfing bowls of ice cream
And so who cares
'Cause the Rapture could come tomorrow anyway...."

(with feeling)

"Don't cry for me water heater
You're all I've left, for rinsing
The kids' toothies
This mad existence
Is just so funny
It's just so fun-ny....."

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