Tales by Trevor....

....on the way home from prayer meeting.

"Once upon a time, dere was a wittle boy.

An he didn' have AN-Y mothoh.

Den he gwew an gwew an GWEW...

Untilw he was biggoh den Gawd."

Me: "No one can grow bigger than God."

Helpful brother: "He didn't say 'God,'"

Helpful sister who insists on accuracy: "Yes he did. I heard him. He said 'God.'"

Other helpful sister: "Just say, 'grew as big as a mountain,' or something."

"Once upon a time, dere was diss wittle mountain guy...."

:-D
 

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