What Not to Say

...when you're introducing yourself at the Master Gardener orientation session.

"I'm Rebecca Hoyt, and I like to (blah, blah, blah blah blah)...and I plan to parlay this experience into a run for the White House."

*silence*

"That's a JOKE."

(down, girl...DOWN)

After that I backed off.

By the way, you should be spraying your lawns for broadleaf weeds....RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE!

Three applications, 10 days apart.

I'm sure it won't cost much more than a couple weeks' groceries.

Next Tuesday is the first real class, done through Adobe Connect, from Iowa State University.

Botany and Soils.

We're talkin' 'taxonomy,' 'particle sizes,' the works. And let's not forget 'green manure.'

Come on...admit it. You're jealous.
 

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