Rock, Paper, Scissors

Once in a while something so goofy comes along, that you just have to sit back and take a deep breath.

That is how I felt yesterday when I read this little gem. Not quite believing my eyes, I decided to do a bit of research. That's right, I googled.

Not only is there a "Rock, Paper, Scissors," Tournament, there's an official SOCIETY. With a Mission Statement.

Is it just me, or does this make anyone else out there a little scared?

It's gone beyond your ho-hum article in Wikipedia. There is even an official Strategy Guide.

Not just for Boy Scouts, we're talkin' big leagues, with big sponsors.

Ah....alcohol. It's all beginning to make sense, now.

And what about the Olympics? Is Olympic status a possibility? It might give Bode Miller a chance to redeem himself.

At any rate, while in the midst of my indepth research, I stumbled across this satirical publication, with an alarming exposé on the use of steroids in this noble hand sport. It certainly warrants more attention....

.....just as soon as I finish my Dark Chocolate Mission Statement.
 

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