Ma Jokes

Hey, I've decided I might as well make my own jokes, instead of just using other people's material.

So, delving into the vast wealth of experience in "Ma-ing," here goes:

Two Ma's were watching their kids play in the park. Ma #1 walks over to Ma #2 who is wiping the runny nose of her 6th child,

"Hi! I have eight kids. How many do you have?"

Ma #2 (looking sad) "I only have six. But I was in labor for 24 hours with the first one..."

Ma #1 "That sounds rough....though, I was in labor for thirty-six hours with my first baby. That's thirty-six hours of hard labor."

Ma #2 "Yes, but I have varicose veins from all of my pregnancies...." (pulls up denim jumper to knee level to display purple legs)

Ma #1 "Oh honey, that's noth-ing. Those are only spider veins. REAL varicose veins are big, and ropey....like this...." (pulls up longer denim jumper, unsheathing knotted, twisty lumps)

Ma #2 *whistles*

(they both spy a young mother of two by the swings, clad in shorts)

Ma #1 "Well, you can tell she's inexperienced....."

Ma #2 "Yes, but give her a little time and six more kids.....and she'll look as good as you."

 

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