The Progeny
Power is a precious thing...
Hmm... It seems that I know yet another person's Identification Username and Password, which enables me to stealthily enter one's blog and make a few *ahem* minor additions.
Leaning back in my chair, I can think of three possible outcomes to this terrible deed which I have done:
a) I will be sent out of the home with only dry crusts of bread to knaw on,
b) I will be completely disowned by my family, and all who know me, or
c) I will be forever banished from the realms of the will, whatever that may be.
Upon furthur, and much deeper reflection, I realize that there IS a fourth possibility, that being:
d) All of the above.
Well, whichever one, something is going to happen. I can only hold my breath and wait. Oh, and also maybe get a point across that some people need to change some vital information about their blogs.
Please bear with me on any spelling mistakes in this post, as I have doubts about Blogger's spell checker.
No, this is not Rebecca Hoyt, but her extremely talented son, Jason Hoyt, the First, and most likely, the Last. Tweet
Leaning back in my chair, I can think of three possible outcomes to this terrible deed which I have done:
a) I will be sent out of the home with only dry crusts of bread to knaw on,
b) I will be completely disowned by my family, and all who know me, or
c) I will be forever banished from the realms of the will, whatever that may be.
Upon furthur, and much deeper reflection, I realize that there IS a fourth possibility, that being:
d) All of the above.
Well, whichever one, something is going to happen. I can only hold my breath and wait. Oh, and also maybe get a point across that some people need to change some vital information about their blogs.
Please bear with me on any spelling mistakes in this post, as I have doubts about Blogger's spell checker.
No, this is not Rebecca Hoyt, but her extremely talented son, Jason Hoyt, the First, and most likely, the Last. Tweet
posted by Ma Hoyt | 10:46 PM
7 Comments:
You hacker, you. :-)
Hope your head's feeling ok. Looked like that hurt.
Haha.
Good one, Jason.
Just stay out of her Dove's stash or this will no longer be funny.
I take it back. Come to LeTourneau.
*momentous sigh*
Well, Jason, I for-give you.
It may, however, be necessary to add you to my list of "People I Hold Nothing Against."
Either that, or a new one I am contemplating, "High School Transcripts I Have Trashed."
HOWEVER, your very articulate post, (illegal though it be) was most worthy, as far as word usage, expression, and just plain chutzpah, go. I may have to increase your "essay skills" score.
As long as you:
a) stay away from my chocolate,
b) stay away from my chocolate,
and, most importantly,
c) stay away from my chocolate,
you may escape with only "community service." (to be determined at a later date)
Oh. So that's why he asked me if posts could be deleted.
HaHa Jason...this is precisely why my off spring doesn't know my password.....
MA Currier
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