Am I in Heaven?

 
Noooo, you're in the lobby of a South Bend Hospital. 

Ya just gotta love alternative medicine :-D   It's nice to know people are starting to see things my way.

I didn't buy a beverage in this little place, but I could use one right about now. I'm trying to catch up on a few things, the French Conncection, remembering the kids' names and other miscellany.

Hmmmmm, does it seem odd that I could be gone three days and the little boys only have one sock and one pajama shorts in their dirty clothes basket?

I don't feel led to pursue an extensive investigation into that matter, but I am pleased to announce that previous results in the potty-training arena have been replicated.

*clears throat*

"If you wait until they're almost 4, you can potty-train a kid in a week or less. If you go away for a few days, your 11-year-old daughter just may do it for you."

Now, for your edification, stress-relief, or whatever, Wilson has IM'd me this lovely link for the good of all mankind, the universe, and probably the entire cosmos.

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