And So Iowa Falls....

...as California moves their primary date from June to February. With other states to follow?

*weeps*

I mean, Iowa---had---so---little. And now we have even less.

*more weeping*

What's left? Birthplace of Herbert Hoover and the Eskimo Pie?

That weird cornfield maze over near Dyersville?

*copious sniffings*

Come on, Arnold...you take away a small sparsely populated state's ability to influence the presidential primaries and you take away our reason for living!

I foresee a bleak future of wide-spread hog lots and ethanol-laced lattes.

I hope you're happy, Mr. Schwarzenegger! My younger children probably won't even be able to get into college....("You're from where? Iowa? Didn't that used to be...like....an island off the coast of Minnesota? Ha, ha HA! Application de-nied....!")

I can see it now...destitution, a life of poverty and yes...no sushi. And all because your huge state was so pathetically low in self-esteem you just HAD to feel like big guys and usurp Iowa's one and only claim to fame:

The Iowa Caucus.

Now we may not even get to SEE people like John McCain and...and...what's her name....oh yeah, Bill's Wife. No more sound-bites filled with nothing but premature campaign lies....

...no more....

Hmmmmmmm.

On second thought,

Thanks, Governator!
 
 

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