Tales from the Lego table

The following was overheard in the space of 30 minutes while Ma sat at her computer. The family had just finished watching "No Deposit, No Return."
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Nolan: "If you can't behave on this job, you're going to be fired again and just be a normal person."

Trevor: "OK. What's my job?"

Nolan: "You get the bad guys. Set up traps and locks and then get them to come into the room and they get caught and then you take them to jail..."
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Nolan: "Hello, gentlemen. Time for a little fighting...."

*HuH! Bam! Wham! Smoosh!*

Trevor: "Wow! I am stwong! Vewy, vewy stwong !"
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Nolan: "Time to put dynamite in the water..."

*Ka-BOOM !*

Trevor: "Hey...you can't just leave me hewoh..."
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Nolan: "Let's do a war."

Trevor: "OK"

*sounds of busy clinking and building*

Trevor: "Now, when I'm done with my tank it will just wip dose a-pawht!"

*Carolyn wanders over*

Trevor: "We are doing a woh !...*turns back to table*..."And I doubt that you will soh-vive, Nolan."

Nolan: "Oh yes I will."

Trevor: "Oh no you won't"
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*discussion of rules of engagement*

Nolan: "There is no rams, Trevor."

Ma: "There are no rams."

Nolan: "Mom-my..."

Trevor: "Pleeeeeze? Puhty, puhty, puhty please?"
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Trevor: "Yes! I have defeated you!"

Nolan: "Not quite yet...."

*sounds of Lego ram powered by rubber band crashing against Lego wall*

Nolan: "Red light!"

(all's quiet on the Lego front)

Nolan: "Yellow light..."

Nolan: "OK...green light..."

*WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!"

Nolan: "Reforcements!" [sic]

Trevor: "Wait Nolan, wait.."

*Ka-pow*

Trevor: "I said WAIT! This wubber band bwoke..."

*sounds of fixing*

Trevor: "OK, I'm done..."

Nolan: "I WON."
 

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