The Progeny
So CLOSE!
It's bedtime, and Ma has 39 friends on Facebook. One more and we can make it an even 40!
Just imagine! Thirty-nine people with whom to explore the essence of life, share one's innermost secrets, and most importantly, tap out for moolah.
I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. To THINK of the expertise and wisdom to be doled out. And humility. There's simply not enough humility to go around, these days, and what can I say? I AM the perfect vehicle and if fate calls upon me, I must do what I must do, to see that others become not heaved up with hubris.
The best way to go about this, naturally, is to humble others, and to humble them as often as possible.
I think I've finally found my calling in life.
Now...back to that 40th friend...if I have trouble sleeping, say, if I'm wondering why a certain G. Pitts hasn't returned my invite, I may well creep down the stair--no small feat when you're 25 pounds overweight--find myself irresistibly drawn to that network of neighborliness, and see
if all my dreams
will be fulfilled.
No pressure, now...
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Just imagine! Thirty-nine people with whom to explore the essence of life, share one's innermost secrets, and most importantly, tap out for moolah.
I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. To THINK of the expertise and wisdom to be doled out. And humility. There's simply not enough humility to go around, these days, and what can I say? I AM the perfect vehicle and if fate calls upon me, I must do what I must do, to see that others become not heaved up with hubris.
The best way to go about this, naturally, is to humble others, and to humble them as often as possible.
I think I've finally found my calling in life.
Now...back to that 40th friend...if I have trouble sleeping, say, if I'm wondering why a certain G. Pitts hasn't returned my invite, I may well creep down the stair--no small feat when you're 25 pounds overweight--find myself irresistibly drawn to that network of neighborliness, and see
if all my dreams
will be fulfilled.
No pressure, now...
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posted by Ma Hoyt | 9:53 PM
4 Comments:
When you get up to 200 friends, you'll start wondering what you were thinking when you got Facebook. It's exhausting.
THAT will never happen. I'm stating to be glad I used a nickname.
Starting. I meant to say, starting.
Clearly, I've been eating too much chocolate.
I would say, not enough chocolate. And you can never have too many friends! (as in, acquantainces)
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