The OMTANMe Report

Only one week down and already I am miffed!

Of course, you expect that from women my age, right? At least, that's what I've heard.

Lost a pathetic 1 pound, so the One Month To A New Me is not exactly off to a blazing start.

I gave up bagels, chips, diet pop and large quantities of chocolate, for this?

Particularly galling is knowing the scales read lower, earlier in the week. Like I may have mentioned before, that contraption-masquerading-as-a-weight monitor is out to get me.

But it does not know the depth of my scorn and resentment! I will use this blatantly unfair readout as fuel to be tossed on the fire of my losing ambition.

It picked the wrong person to mess with.
 

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