No, I Do Not Believe in Omens
So I've just pulled into my Wal*Mart parking space, and what should drive up but a hearse.

Now, I have nothing against hearses. In fact, some of my best friends--if I had any--would probably enjoy having a hearse as an extra vehicle around the place. Might even come in handy if one had to go the lumber yard, needed a few generators from Menard's, or just wanted to park outside an errant friend's house at night, as part of a "scared straight" program.
Judging by the casually dressed guys who got out of the vehicle, I guessed this was not a working hearse.
Then I looked closer at the tag...
...and I thought, "No, this is definitely not a working hearse!
Or WAS it...
The drivers looked to be 20 0r 30-somethings...not really sure....but then, I've heard it's hard to tell with Zombies.
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Now, I have nothing against hearses. In fact, some of my best friends--if I had any--would probably enjoy having a hearse as an extra vehicle around the place. Might even come in handy if one had to go the lumber yard, needed a few generators from Menard's, or just wanted to park outside an errant friend's house at night, as part of a "scared straight" program.
Judging by the casually dressed guys who got out of the vehicle, I guessed this was not a working hearse.
Then I looked closer at the tag...
Or WAS it...
The drivers looked to be 20 0r 30-somethings...not really sure....but then, I've heard it's hard to tell with Zombies.
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It would seem people who stop for zombies can't spell :-D
If I saw that plate I would immediately think it was a working hearse, as my tendency would be to add the vowel "e" between the "R" and the "X" and my train of thought (however derailled it might be) would be led to think of how many customers it had served.
Huh...I didn't even look closely at that part of the license.
Interesting...
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