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My help comes from the Lord,
the Maker of Heaven and earth,
He will not let your foot slip-
He who watches over you will not slumber.
-Psalms 121:2,3

 
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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Ye Olde Yuletide Fire

 
Suggestions for Christmas Vacation Activities

  • Burn the trash....just tell the kids it's a yuletide fire, instead. Take note of how pretty the black ashes look against the white snow. Make appropriate spiritual allegorical comments.
  • Get sick.....the family that sniffs together, sprays together. Have contests like--Who can talk with most nasally voice, and How many tissues does it takes to wipe a little kid's nose? (answer: none...he'll just use his sleeve.
  • See who has the croupiest cough--winner gets to sleep on the couch.
  • Watch lots of movies
  • Live on the wild side: Snort Zicam and "do" Cold-eeze
  • Spread holiday cheer to everyone you know
  • (especially on the blog)

2 Comments:

Blogger MoM said...

Looks like you can cross one thing off you "to do" list. May Santa bring you a sled full of kleenex and may he come to our house first so if he gets sick.....he won't just go home to bed.

12/22/2005 07:49:00 PM  
Blogger Ma Hoyt said...

*laughs*

Good thinking, MoM.

12/22/2005 08:20:00 PM  

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