The Tale of Legotown
Several of the children built a huge Lego town and started playing a real-life scenario. Ethan was elected Mayor, and then--to his everlasting regret--convinced Jason to join them.
Jason immediately set up a Mac Store, and changed Arby's to a combination eatery and Internet Cafe. After that, it was time to call for a new Mayoral election--Jason against Ethan.
It all came down to Trevor's decision. A certain unnamed candidate made rash promises of "a Mac in every household."
Despite all odds...*rolls eyes*...Jason won his bid for Mayor and immediately began making proclamations:
"Whatever you want...you name it, you get it!"
"The mayor can do whatever he wants....the citizens have no power over him."
"Stop complaining. Would you rather have Ethan as a dictator, or me as a dictator?"
"The mayor now raises taxes, 100 %"
Shortly thereafter, he brought in the military, and threatened to resign.
"Jason, NO, we love, you..." cried his adoring (and obviously brainwashed) fans.
All to no avail....the newly elected mayor left the city, but not before he'd renamed it "Mac Town."
-The End-
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3 Comments:
Jason may be the third oldest after two sisters, but he definitely has 'biggest brother' status. So he's still promoting Macs?
*adds Jason to list of people Not To Ever Vote Into Office*
I wouldn't worry about him running for office....you know how he hates to be in front of people.
Besides, by the time he finishes college, he'll probably mellow out a little and only bring in the National Guard.
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