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My help comes from the Lord,
the Maker of Heaven and earth,
He will not let your foot slip-
He who watches over you will not slumber.
-Psalms 121:2,3

 
The ProgenyArdithSharonJasonDerek

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Ma Joke #2

How many homeschooling Ma's does it take to change a light bulb?

Eight

One to plan a unit study on electricity...

Two to watch the 17 or so sleeping babies belonging to all the Ma's....

One to take the 2-4 year-olds out on a nature walk in search of lightning bugs....

One to supervise the 5-8 year-olds in the kitchen, molding light-bulbs from homemade playdoh....

One to dress up as Thomas Edison and give a dramatized lecture to the 9-12 year-olds looking politely interested....

One to explain the principles of circuitry to the 13-17 year-olds huddled in awe around the breaker box in the basement....

and....

One to call the homeowning husband and inform him that all the fuses have been blown.
 

1 Comments:

Blogger MoM said...

This was great....I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time....and I am not even tired

9/30/2006 07:07:00 PM  

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