Ma Joke #2
How many homeschooling Ma's does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight
One to plan a unit study on electricity...
Two to watch the 17 or so sleeping babies belonging to all the Ma's....
One to take the 2-4 year-olds out on a nature walk in search of lightning bugs....
One to supervise the 5-8 year-olds in the kitchen, molding light-bulbs from homemade playdoh....
One to dress up as Thomas Edison and give a dramatized lecture to the 9-12 year-olds looking politely interested....
One to explain the principles of circuitry to the 13-17 year-olds huddled in awe around the breaker box in the basement....
and....
One to call the homeowning husband and inform him that all the fuses have been blown.
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Eight
One to plan a unit study on electricity...
Two to watch the 17 or so sleeping babies belonging to all the Ma's....
One to take the 2-4 year-olds out on a nature walk in search of lightning bugs....
One to supervise the 5-8 year-olds in the kitchen, molding light-bulbs from homemade playdoh....
One to dress up as Thomas Edison and give a dramatized lecture to the 9-12 year-olds looking politely interested....
One to explain the principles of circuitry to the 13-17 year-olds huddled in awe around the breaker box in the basement....
and....
One to call the homeowning husband and inform him that all the fuses have been blown.
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1 Comments:
This was great....I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time....and I am not even tired
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