Kid Talk

Filed under Pecuniary Preoccupation.

This morning....
Nolan (7): "I wish I had 20 dollars."

Ma (48): "What would you do with 20 dollars?"

Nolan: "It would make a difference."

Ma: "How would it make a difference?"

Nolan: "Oh, I don't know."
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Yesterday afternoon, on the drive going shopping.....

Trevor (4): "I'm going to buy a motohcycoh."

Nolan: "You can't. It costs too much money. It probably costs 2000 dollars, or maybe even 299 cents."

Trevor: "Welw, I don't cawoh."

Nolan: "We don't have the MONEY."

Trevor: "I don't cawoh eithoh."
 

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