A Jim-Dandy Day

Oh yeah.

Nothing like the coldest day of the year to visit the dentist. And there's nothing like a 15 passenger van to carry four people...

...right through an intersection instead of stopping.

Ho, ho, ho! Just joking fellah! Yeah, Ma hears your horn, but the van didn't.

She's SORRY.

Whew! You lost him after only three turns. NICE DRIVING, Ma!

Well, you are almost in time for the dental appointment, which was moved up 15 minutes (again). Boy, aren't you glad? Otherwise you wouldn't have been at the intersection at that precise moment, almost crashing into the curb and having the joy of an irate driver behind you.

Will the fun never end?

No. Ma has two cavities. She has not been flossing.

BAD, BAD MA!

You will pay. Or rather, the insurance company will pay. Some.

Isn't it lucky you have insurance? That way you can cut down on sweets to lose weight, and still get cavities and waste two more hours at the end of the month!

Lucky, lucky Ma!

But wait...the insurance company doesn't pay for fillings.

HA, HA! The joke's on you!

You are bad again, Ma.

Very, very BAD !
 

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