Lessons of Modemity

• Allow at least two minutes for each page to load
  
• Repeatedly hitting the "enter" key may not expedite matters, but it sure beats repeatedly hitting your fist into the wall
  
• Increased modem use can lead to the coining of phrases such as, "They can put a man on the moon, but they can't get the ice off my roof!" or,
  
• "This would never have happened in Texas."
  
• There are indeed things slower than molasses
  
• Studies are incomplete as to modem use and its causal effect in the development of stomach ulcers, but preliminary results are quite promising
  

 

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