Life

Exercise

School

Exercise

School

Lunch

Dishes

Nap

Work outside

Evening news

Make supper

Bath

Two loads of laundry

Totally rock on The New Yorker jigsaw puzzles

Read to kids

Stow them in bed for the night

Watch TV

Sleep

In addition, on any given day I probably arbitrate half a dozen ridiculous disputes amongst the boys, catch someone in several lies, dole out another dish of misery to "that person" who dislikes 6 out of 7 foods, gaze with half-hearted good intentions towards the dirty kitchen floor, throw something "dicey" out of the fridge, remind people to shut the inside door, and check Facebook.

Several times.

It's magic, I'm tellin' ya.
 

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