(more) Trevorisms

 
The scene:   preparing a 4-year-old for his afternoon nap

"...so, I think you could just wear your underwears to nap, instead of putting on this pull-up...."

*silence*

"....because, you're always dry after nap, and you even stay dry all night!.....*encouraging smile*....."

*more silence*

"...and then, we wouldn't have to take off your shoes, take off your underwear and put on a pull-up and everything...so....wouldn't you like to just wear your underwears for nap, today?" *really hopeful smile*

"No...I'm not weady fo dat..."
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(coming in from outside)

"Mommy...I saw a SWAP!"

"A wh....? Do you mean a wasp?"

"YES. It was wight over dere !"

*blinks*
  

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