Ma learns something new

So, I'm online shopping for kazoos, which is an experience that many of you have shared, I'm sure.

Anyway, being the careful consumer that I am--or at least as much as I can be plopped in front of my computer--I read several reviews and the following caught my eye:

This Kazoo is perfect for my gothic murder band. It nails the gory, violent, mobid, dark and evil sound I'm looking for right on the head. It makes our music heavier. We've gotten many compliments on how brutal we sound with our kazoo.

Right-O.

*checks name of reviewer*

HOO-kay...we can't print this cheery fellow's online name, and I didn't realize that kazoos played such in integral part in "death bands," or whatever they are. And methinks that whole musical genre would have a slight problem in the area of increasing listeners but hey, I am just a ma of ten. What do I know.

Well, except that Mr. I-am-SO-bad Singer/Guitar player misspelled "morbid" and "Gothic." (heh, heh)

Who needs that many brain cells, anyway?
 

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