Notable Quotes of the Day

Nolan, on seeing Ma stick one of Ethan's prize melons in the fridge, to chill:

"I LOVE watermelons! I like their size, not how they taste."

Trevor, upon finding out he had not brought a jacket with a hood for shopping in the rain:

"I'm gonna wun wil-wy fast and miss getting wet!"

Nolan, after Ma returned from a five-minute errand, to the car where she had locked them in to eat their snacks, with dire threats not to get out or unlock the doors for ANY-one:

"Whew! We didn't get abandoned!"

This next one is going to take a little set-up...do you remember the old quartet song, Tell it to Jesus ? The first line starts out, "Are you wear-y, are you heavy heart-ed..." (Tell it to Jesus. Tell it to Jesus) etc. Now, hum those first few measures, so you have the tune in your head....

Trevor, winning 'the most creative change of gospel-song lyrics in the frozen food aisle' award:

"Piz-ZA, Piz-ZA, PIZ-za-PIZ-za-PIZ-ZA..."

Trevor, sitting in the back seat of a Lincoln, unable to see out, and easily obtaining the non-contested prize for most unpronounced 'r's' in an interrogative sentence:

"Awoh we about to tuhwn, he-woh?"

And...bebebbb...that's all, folks
 

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