The EMM Report: Stalled, With a Touch of Bitters

All mincing aside, there was no obvious progress, causing the average to look pretty mean.

The Extreme Ma Makeover report: zero lost this week, an overall loss of 8 pounds in 5 weeks.

Oh I know what happened. All that pick ax work brought on an increase in muscle mass. At least, that's what people always say when they're trying to make you feel good but thinking to themselves, "Ha, I knew she couldn't do it."

One thing's for sure, NO COCKTAIL SMOKIES FOR MA this Sunday!

Nothing to do but keep plugging along and hope I don't end up looking like Chuck Norris.

I probably lost inches. Yes, that's it....oodles and oodles of inches. I'll just go upstairs and try on my old swimsuit right now. Oh wait....forgot that I BURNED it several decades years ago, along with the Rand McNally maps based on my varicose veins.

Relatively certain I can fit into my socks from last year, though.

Man, you gotta love growin' old.
 

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