Lesson Wun

Howwwwwwwwwwwdee! Granny Whiff, here, agin. Now hush! And don'tcha tell ol' "Ma" that ah have snuck onta her pewter. She be out runnin' round like a lil' ol' rabbit doin' a might bit o' yard work afor it do commence ta rain. What she don't know won't hurt er none, seein' as she's far too 'tatched to this here infernal machine.

Ah jist thought youse might be a wonderin' what all I was fixin' ta learn my god-chile on kuntry eddyket.

Firstwise, we gots ta get our terminologees cor-rect.

Kuntry: the personification of me :-)

Southern: the bad guys in Lord of the Rings

Southern Belle: nothin' more than a "ding-dong" with a fancy French "e" on the end

Well, that's all, fer now. Lahf's great learnin' comes in bits and snatches. Sides, ah gots ta go afor that hot-tempered gal comes in from talkin' with the wurms, or what-ever it is she's a doin' out theres.

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