Self Portrait, by Ethan

(notice the artist's inclusion of his flat-top hairstyle)

Quotations by the famous artist, collected by his sneaky mother:

• Upon being praised for opening a pickle jar all by himself..."Boys have sticky hands."
  
• Upon discovering his Lego artillery piece needed fixing....."Pause! I have to edit my gun."
  
• After volunteering to pour water for lunch....."I just feel like helping. Sometimes you get rewarded, but that's just in books. I'm really not expecting anything...."
  
• General observations on gender differences....."Girls are bossy and boys are just a little bit naughty, but not much."
  

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