Lessons from the Janitor's Closet
- Regret: discovering the sink has not been cleaned after mopping the bathroom floor
- Futility: washing the big glass doors on a day when storms are forecast
- Gruesomity: slurping up 1000 lady bird beetles with the vacuum
- Morbidity: hearing said beetles whirl around inside the canister on one's back
{9:55 edit}Stenchability: the smell that makes you wonder if the soybean aphid was really all that bad....

The Progeny
4 Comments:
You said nothing about the odor that wafts in the atmosphere after slurping up said beetles.....
Deb
You're right. And I was SO planning to....
yeah...we had to start sweeping up roaches because vacuuming caused horrible smells...
(when I worked LU janitorial)
Ugh. Reminds me of our very first rental abode....(landlord's fault)
Nothing like opening a kitchen cupboard and having them drop out on you.
But, the best part was seeing them come scurrying out of the oven during the preheat.
Cuts the ol' appetite right in half. I lost weight that summer...
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