What I've Learned (so far) Today

• Obama has 427,000 "friends" on MySpace. McCain only has 60,000.
  
• We have a stupid, stupid mower.
  
• Richard Simmons, testifying at a congressional hearing, has not ruled out running for public office.

  "I don't know. I may run for office. You never know."
  "After this congressional hearing, I will go home," Simmons said, "I will talk with my Dalmatian dogs, I will pray to God and then I'll see what else I can do to help."

Personally, I will vote for anyone who procures for me a new push mower.
 

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