A Few More Resolutions.....

"Now, what's all this ah heerd about youse tryin' ta lose weight?"

"Well, uh, Granny, I just thought I'd try for a couple pounds......"

"Is you sick in the heyud, or whut?"

"MMmm, I did have a headache last night...."

"Oh fer cryin' out loud! You knows I wasn't bein' litrull. Now, how many tahms do ah hafta tell youse about big bones a runnin' in are fambly?"

"I'm not sure I agree ......."

"Besahds, likes ah always says, sum vus gotta be on the plumpish sahd, so as ta make other peoples look good. Do you want ta make other people look ba-yud? Does you wants that on yer conshuns, lil' gurl?"

"Well now, Granny, I hardly think that's a fair argument....."

"Fair, Schmair. Ah won'ta leave here 'til ah knows you'll be senzibal. Now here, have a piece o' mah fresh bread-n-butter...."

"mmmffph..."

"And whut's the majick wurds ahm awaitin' ta hear?"

*gulp* "You rule, Granny. You rule."

"You gots that raht, chile. That's mah good gurl, now."
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Resolved:

-stopped obsessing about weight

-send out Ardith's graduation announcements by the end of summer

-change locks on doors

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