Ha! Are you kidding? Of
course.
Why, just this morning I got up in a fog, put my bathrobe on inside out, turned it around, and went downstairs to pack Loren's lunch and set out his breakfast.
You wouldn't think this takes a a whole hour, but it does.
First, I have to visit the powder room, where I endeavor to improve my understanding of financial matters by reading, "Dave Barry's Money Secrets."
After those morning ablutions are completed, I wander around the kitchen, trying to remember which cabinet I'd wanted to open, and indeed,
what I'd needed FROM that cabinet, in the event that I ever remember which one to open.
After circling the table several times, the neurotransmitters start to fire and I begin to open cabinet doors at random, which usually leads to some productiveness.....as I, one by one, eliminate items I don't want.
Eventually, the ol' brain cells start to click, and Ma begins assembling different items for the packed lunch. This task is only completed because:
a) much to Loren's chagrin, I pack exactly the same food,
every day, and
b) I pop a wake-up Dove's into my mouth to start the crucial chain of synapse activity needed to bring about packing a lunch and setting out breakfast--all in the space of a mere hour.
You see, I am still recovering from yesterday.
A couple of days ago I asked Jason, "Jason? We might as well have Memorial Day also be a sort of graduation day for you, so why don't you pick out a dessert you would especially like?"
"Well," he hesitantly starts, "If
Sharon were here, I'd might pick out Raisin Cream Pie, but....."
"WHADDYA
MEAN ?!? You think your own mother can't make a raisin cream pie? Ha! Just for that, I'm gonna do it!"
I give you, Ma's Raisin Cream Pie :-D

So what if I forgot to put in a couple of the ingredients. It tasted fairly decent.
*looks modest*
It took me 47 plus years to make my first meringue, though I hardly think I should be held accountable for those first 10 years of my life...
(Oops, I just realized I put in another picture...
sor-ry)
One other noted event of the day was picking out a movie to watch. I was hoping for "
The Glenn Miller Story"....I mean, Jimmy Stewart....what's not to love? But despite the chance to hear Big Band music, the response from some of the kids was less than enthusiastic.
Then Loren suggested a Jerry Lewis movie listed on the afternoon TV schedule, "
At War With the Army."
This was actually pretty funny. Or at least, the parts where Jerry Lewis has free reign. But there was a most unfortunate occurrence at the end, when the digital station went out for the last 15 minutes and we have no idea what happens to poor, Private Corwin.
(See, this doesn't happen with the
old technology....)
So now I might have to buy a DVD collection or something, to insure that the kids don't suffer irreparable psychological harm and end up like Private Corwin.
But enough of this....I have to take my walk. It is my incumbent duty to maintain some semblance of physical and mental health.
So, despite the appalling lack of results, I continue to walk my two miles, six days per week, barring inconvenience or any other excuse I can think up.
For all too soon, it will be time to stand before the cupboards, again.