Out Ioway

My help comes from the Lord,
the Maker of Heaven and earth,
He will not let your foot slip-
He who watches over you will not slumber.
-Psalms 121:2,3

 
The ProgenyArdithSharonJasonDerek

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

And that's why I majored in music....

You scored as English. You should be an English major! Your passion lies
in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are
inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours!

English

100%

Journalism

75%

Dance

67%

Linguistics

58%

Art

50%

Engineering

50%

Sociology

50%

Mathematics

42%

Psychology

42%

Anthropology

42%

Philosophy

25%

Theater

17%

Chemistry

8%

Biology

8%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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(so, gang, you may not end up in your major area...is what I'm trying to say. Especially if you were a female born before 1980)

Monday, January 30, 2006

I Own "Earth Shoes"......

.....therefore I am.

Yes, it was another successful shopping trip.

I've started taking turns with the kids accompanying me, and treating them to McDonald's. Of course, the children think I am being generous, but we all know it is really so I can have a little grease to keep me going. I've worked this all out on a careful schedule--every other week a child goes with me, then on the off weeks, Kendra comes along so she can get some driving practice. I diet when I'm not at McDonald's.

Jason could use the driving practice, but he is not what I would describe as your consummate shopper. His idea of looking for clothes is to grab the first shirt on the rack and say, "I'm done. When do we eat?" If it's groceries, he puts in pleas for pop and pizza and pretty much leaves the rest to me. If we're in Wal-Mart, he visits the electronics section.

Jason doesn't very often accompany me on shopping trips.

I realized just how long it had been, though, since I'd taken Trevor out. Usually I sneak off shopping while he is taking his nap. Today I combined Trevor and Nolan, because, when you lay them end to end, they almost make up a whole person :-)

ANY-way, we are cruising along and I suddenly hear this excited shout, "MOMMY!"

Thinking a semi might be hurtling towards us I managed to squeeze out, "What?" while glancing nervously from side to side.

"A combine! I LOVE combines! Nolan, don't you just love combines? Mommy...don't you love combines too....?" *continued chatterings*

Yes, I really have to get that kid out, more.

But getting back to Earth Shoes, I picked up two pair at the Goodwill store this afternoon. One for me and one for Carolyn. Of course this has no significance unless you've been involved in the recent Hoyt family discussion of Earth Shoes, but I found it amusing that soon after zapping off a family email, I came upon these pairs of shoes.

Naturally, I took this as a providential sign and bought them forthwith. Never let it be said that I stumble over the rocks and pitfalls of logical thought.

Earth Shoes. Feelings. It all seemed to fit, somehow.
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Two recent quotes from church yesterday:

Trevor--upon holding the newly distributed February calendar: "Where we live on dis?"

Nolan--spying that red cylindrical metal thing affixed to the wall: "Look Mommy, an executioner."

I have kids.....therefore I laugh :-)

The Ma Side

 
Scientists were astounded earlier today, to discover a small green lizard, frozen in near perfect condition by the unexpected snow that fell overnight. When asked to explain this unusual phenomenon, the reptilologists were somewhat perplexed but did issue the following statement,
"We're not sure of all the details, but we do know it has something to do with Global Warming....*aside* (uh...right, Fred?....OK.) Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are going with the GLOBAL WARMING THEORY."

Later estimates put the lizard's age at approximately 20 million years old, although there was some dispute amoug the younger ageologists in the group....("I'm tellin' ya Ralph, he looks just like my wife's uncle. I'm guessin' 40 mil...at least")

Remarkably enough, Bill Clinton was not available for a comment, but did release a statement saying he would be happy to stop by next week and lead the network crew in a chorus or two of "Kum Ba Yah."
 

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Church Dinner and Good News

 

Church dinners are a bonanza, particularly for teenage boys. It is one of the few times that "guys" are not dependent on the capricious nature of Ma's cooking. It matters not how many people come, for one knows that there will be SOMETHING good to eat. It is even possible that the kids will not have to partake of the same Chocolate Pudding Cake that was brought just last week by slacker Ma, who likes things easy and familiar.

After church we ate the noon meal together before heading over to the Care Center. (Iowa euphemism for Nursing Home) The churches in Allison rotate having a service on Sunday afternoons. Today was our turn.

It is so nice to be able to eat together in our roomy addition. Before, we had to move chairs and set up tables in the back of the auditorium. Round tables acquired on clearance make for a cosy atmosphere.

If you look left of center, you will glimpse Derek making a particularly cogent point. About something. I believe this was the same table where pepper and salt were sprinkled liberally into a cup of coffee, followed by several *cough* young people taking turns at drinking in the hopes of grossing out several others. Ah, the whims of youth. Happily, none of MY kids indulged.

Afterwards, most of us trouped over to the nursing home...oops, I mean Care Center where we sang a couple of hymns and Pastor John preached a much shorter sermon than that heard earlier this morning. (just stating facts, not complaining.....:-)

In the midst of this, what did I hear but the beginning strains of Mozart's 40th Symphony. A cosmic reverberation in celebration of Wolfgang's 250th birthday? I think not.

It was my cell phone, which I grabbed and ran out of the room because I knew it was probably......SHARON! Yes, the world traveler had arrived at her final destination and realized her chère maman would want to know.

So, Sharon is safe in her host home. Very tired, but safely arrived.

Thanks to everyone for your prayers.

I may actually sleep tonight....

Oops...

  
....I guess the camera lens was having humidity issues.

It's been rather foggy in real life this last day, so I dredged up a sunset from last summer. Didn't see the cloudy lens till just now. I know this is gonna be hard to believe, but even Ma is not perfect.

*allows time for disillusionment and shock to wear off*

Loren has checked out the Internet this morning, and Sharon's plane arrived in France. We are assuming she is on it :-D It is not that long until sunset in Paris, so hopefully, she is on a train to Dijon about now....

She realized after we were on our way to Cedar Rapids that she'd left her French Bible at home. Loren says that sending it FedEx--even with his employee discount--would be expensive. (Cheaper to buy one there, ma chère) We'll send it off by Post Office...should get there before you leave in 4 months. I think.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

YIKES!

 
And again I say, "WHOA, BABY !" 

Meet Nikolay Valuev, (courtesy of the LA Times and Drudge) who hails from Russia. At 7 feet and 323 pounds he is the tallest, heaviest and Neanderthalist of heavyweight boxers. EVER. Oddly enough, he has never lost a fight.

He also reads Tolstoy and writes poetry, though I'm not sure who would dare to dispute that....

To temper this "kinder, gentler" side is a controversy.
But my main question is: shouldn't that guy on the right be awarded something....like a Purple Heart, a Bronze Star, the Iron Cross or perhaps ALL THREE?

Oh yes.....Nicolay wants to box in America.
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Along a parallel line comes this heartwarming story of survival. I can't decide which is more of a giggle--mention of the "80-million-year-old plant eater," or the scientist's "respect for the creature's will to survive...." (I'll just bet ol' Nicolay wouldn't have let it go in a field)

Personally, I wanna get a looksee at those "tiny pneumatic jackhammers."
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And that's not all about beasties. Raise your hand if you knew that we are imbibing crushed bug juice.....
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Clean your senses out with this story. See? I'm not alone in touting the beneficial effects of opera. And just in time for yesterday's celebration of Mozart's birthday.

Calling all college students with undeclared majors....

I have two words to put forth: "Sheep Nutritionist."

What's not to love?

Friday, January 27, 2006

Tonight Cedar Rapids.........

 
.....tomorrow....France :-)

And so, the first leg of the journey is completed--depositing Sharon onto the rug of Ardith's apartment, complete with luggage.

Notice all of Ardith's SciFi books and DVD's. Even better....notice the picture of her chère maman and papa. La jour de wedding (or however they say it). Sharon wanted to take it along with her, but I persuaded her otherwise. (OK, I just set it in there for a lame prop)

Tomorrow Ardith will drive her to O'Hare airport, from where she flies to Philadelphia, and then France. She arrives in Paris around 9 am their time (I think) and then grabs a train to Dijon.

Then 4 fun-filled months of cultural and language studies.

I'm sure we can count on Sharon to keep us posted on all the happenings. If not, I can always make stuff up. (and you know I can :-)

We appreciate all your prayers for safe travel by car, plane and train.

"Bon Voyage, ma chère." 

The Ma Side

 
Fulfilling a lifelong dream, Harvey the janitor crept into the air traffic control tower one sleepy afternoon and quietly rerouted all flights to New Jersey 

Thursday, January 26, 2006

"Six, seven, eight......Seventy-Eight Fingoors!"

 
Yes, those were his exact words, but he was just horsin' around.

I think.

With the water back, the third load is in the dishwasher, with only a couple of greasy pans to finish. There are vast quantities of water, just not much hot water.

Kendra says a cold shower is not that bad, but I am holding out for a hot, hot bath. Hopefully, before Loren returns tomorrow evening. *flutters eyelashes*

Seeing it gush out of the faucets was enough to bring cheers from the kids.

So glad I won't have to go out and collect snow to melt.
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{10:15 update} Okay....I'm gonna hafta do something about this kid's ego. Tonight he requested "Hush Little Baby" for his nightly lullaby (except, he calls it "Shlush Widdle Baby") and right after I finished he pipes up with, "MOMMY, I'm da SWEETEST Widdle BABY--IN--TOWN!"

*grins*

 

WE---HAVE---WATER !!!

*massive cheering from the masses*

History: It's All About Me

(my own personal celebration of The History Carnival :-)

Take any one person who has lived over thirty years, do a quick examination of their life and times, and one can get a sense of history which is both broad and personal. What happens in the world can be better understood and digested through following people of little renown, observing the events along the way, and taking note of their progressions. Progressions of time and personal lives.

Take me, for instance. A seemingly nondescript female, born in 1958. What can be learned from an overview of my untrumpeted walk through life thus far?

Born into a Midwestern Mennonite family, one might think my life was dull and stifled. Void of interest that a famed personage of history would merit.

But that is where you are wrong.

Unlike my children suggest, I was not born before the time of electricity. We actually had a phone. And get this....it had a rotary dial. I do remember that our phone was connected to a party line, until we established enough affluence to acquire a private line. Seeing as my father was a lowly public school teacher, this step up in the technological world was heady stuff.

(One paragraph, and already we have learned something of religion, technology and the overriding sense of humility that permeates most midwesterners)

My first remembrance of an historical event? The assassination of John F. Kennedy. I remember it primarily because being the youngest of five children, everyone was glued to the television. Everyone that is, except me. I was upstairs jumping on the beds in wild abandon, since I knew no one would be reprimanding me. Callous? No. I was only five, after all. But you do get an idea of the shallowness of youth. They only think of themselves. This continues until about age 30, or the onset of parental responsibility. This is also why many college students are Libertarians. They still have the luxury of concentrating on their own intellects.

(there, a lesson in sociology....free of charge)

When you think of Lyndon B. Johnson, you automatically think of the Vietnam War. But before that entered my consciousness, a bevy of tornadoes blew through our neck of the woods. Our family saw the darkness of this double tornado from our home, though we did not distinguish funnels. It is my understanding that Paul Huffman, the photographer who took this famous picture, lost his home and a son in this storm.

The tornado that our family viewed with alarm wiped out the Sunnyside Housing Addition. (scroll down) It was big, ugly and 3/4 of a mile wide. President Johnson came to view the damage. I was told he had promised aid that never appeared. But I will always remember the impressive line of black limos driving past crowd-lined streets. I also remember my parents telling me a tornado sounded like a freight train. Not realizing they were referring to the roar, I felt a chill for the next 10 years every time I heard a train whistle.

(lesson # 3--Don't expect the government to "make it all better" after a natural disaster, and be very careful how you explain things to little kids. Oh look, we've touched on psychology.)

The Vietnam War, Richard Nixon and Watergate are all lumped together in my mind. I think it was about this time (high school) that I decided the Republicans were all bums. Even though most of the past wars had started during Democratic administrations, there was this warmongering tag stuck to the party. I think this had something to do with the church denomination in which I grew up.

1977 and off to college. A conservative Christian college 45 minutes from home. Go figure. In my four years there I lost many of my inherited liberal viewpoints. (but don't worry, Mom and Dad....I managed to shock a few fellow students before my ultimate conservative conversion :-)

The only trouble with college is isolation from the real world. I didn't vote while at college. I didn't realize the Soviet Union had invaded Afghanistan until our incredulous choir tour hosts so informed us. Missed out on news of the Jonestown Massacre, as well. Awareness of this global ignorance converted me into news junkie for the next ten years.

(lesson # 4--young people are affected by whoever surrounds them: parents, then teachers and student bodies, followed by events)

Reagan, REAGAN, REAGAN. Two terms of him. Liberals moped while Conservatives cheered en masse.

Clinton, CLINTON, CLINTON Two terms of him. Liberals gloated while Conservatives gnashed their collective teeth.

(lesson # 5--even two terms of a detested politico can be endured. One looks to one's family for comfort and waits for it all to be over....and wonders if it really matters WHO wins)

The 2000 election was the ultimate showdown. Republicans developed ulcers in the wait, and Democrats honed bitterness to a fine edge with the results.

And then came 9/11. Everything changed. But the change only lasted as long as it took Republicans and Democrats to sing through a chorus of "God Bless America." Most politicians can don the cloth of statemenship for just so long before its unaccustomed weight hangs heavy on their spineless backs. Then it is back to doing the peoples' business....promises, hyperbole and whatever else can boost their reelection chances.

And so we come to to the end of the trek thus far. What? No reference to the war in Iraq? Not yet. The jury's still out, as far as I'm concerned. Its history is started, but not finished. Its historical ramifications remain to be seen. The same goes for George W.

I've got more important fish to fry. Our well is broken and we have no running water at our house. And THAT is what's important to me. I can be just as short-sighted as any self-absorbed politician, after all.

Historians have a privileged position, with their energies focused on data, interpretation and the intoxicating discourse of competing viewpoints. But the majority of Americans, or citizens of any other country for that matter, are immersed in the seemingly petty drudgeries of everyday existence. Earning money to live, paying off the politicians with our taxes and buying a few biographies in our spare time.

It's a pity the very people who support the underpinnings of society don't have the liberty to contribute to the discussion. We are simply forced to rely upon the professionals and hope their perspectives aren't terribly skewed. It's somewhat akin to receiving the daily news reports from the mainstream media......

(lesson# 6--History, politics and all its intriging analysis can only go so far)

And now, if you'll pardon me, I have to fill a bucket from the water heater so I can flush the toilet.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

After 4 hours work....

......still no go. The pump guy comes back tomorrow. The dishes and pans are piling up but one presses on with paper plates and plastic ware.

*clunk*

Elfin Batter Boy

  
It is dark. Words of farewell are spoken with quiet understanding. The humble matriarch is sending her oldest children off to vespers—a time of contemplation followed by the hallowed, monthly birthday bash.

It is an evening fraught with meaning. There will be seven less mouths to feed, for one thing.

And so, with very little water in the house, the aging mother takes out her last, clean wooden spoon, her one remaining baking dish and the ceremonial box of brownies. With no unused measuring cups left, she takes the cleanest dirty one, glances left and right, carefully spits and wipes it dry. Eh?…..who’s gonna know.

With reverence she measures out the amounts…a little oil, a few eggs and some precious drops of water. She will bake this final loaf of chocolate goodness, and then….well……who can say?

Oh WOE, oh WOE,
oh WHOA!

“The pump, it doth not work.
The wires, they are fried.”
“Methinks it will cost plenty,”
Ma thought as she softly cried.

“Control box, new.” (ka-ching)
“Labor, yes.” (ka-ching)
Fixing up this water problem’s
Not a pretty thing.

We will drown our sorrows,
In the chocolate goo….
Warmish brownie goodness,
Nothing else to do.

Laundry can’t be washed.
Dishes can’t be cleaned.
Faces can’t be scrubbed and shined
Of course they never were but then, if only we had water we could think about it….maybe.

Water guy is working,
Toiling in the gloom.
Earning lotsa money
For his brand new family room.

Money flows like water,
Faster, I would say.
Nothing more to talk about
It’s been a tiresome day.

It was frightfully windy last night.....

 
....but the sun managed to set, anyway 

Now, as soon as the water gets fixed, and we get caught up on dishes, and laundry, and showers, we may even go to prayer meeting tonight.

Maybe.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"Don't Cry For Me Water Heater...."

"I s'pose it had to happen, the breaker broke
And now the water's all gone,
No more flushing or brushing of teeth.
The pressure is all gone, it had to leave....
And so we wait without a drop
Until the early morn when I can call the plumbing guys."

(chorus)

"Don't cry for me water heater...
The truth is I--don't mind it, (too much)
Well maybe somewhat,
O-kay a WHOLE LOT
Just give me water
Don't make me kick you....

We tried to let it happen,
To do the dishes
But nothing came out of the faucets
Just dribs and drabs of poor ol' agua that's no longer here
So I chose eating
Running around, snarfing bowls of ice cream
And so who cares
'Cause the Rapture could come tomorrow anyway...."

(with feeling)

"Don't cry for me water heater
You're all I've left, for rinsing
The kids' toothies
This mad existence
Is just so funny
It's just so fun-ny....."

The Infamous Gang of Seven

 
"Shorty, The Three Sisters, Stubs and the Two Cousins (once removed)"

This group of trees qualifies as a gang for they can be seen, just loitering about, at any given time of the day.

"Shorty" is an aspiring Norway Pine. He was planted only recently, given the latest non-invasive ring data tests. Though still a wee lad, he is not one to be intimidated by cold weather, towering trees, or yes...even dogs. "Shorty" hopes to gain a respectable height but the odds are against him....'cause let's face it, he's a long, long way from home.

"The Three Sisters" are an aloof lot. It is with haughty disdain that they view the world--most of which lies beneath them. Either that, or it lays beneath them. They can never quite figure it out. But it matters not, since they are so much better than everyone else. They exist without visible means of support, which leads one to believe they have a very rich uncle somewhere....

"Stubby" used to be a somewhat scrubby deciduous tree, until an unfortunate encounter with two farmers, a wagon and a chain saw. It was all over in a matter of minutes. And, as much as we all enjoyed the thrill and roar of mechanized instruments of tree destruction, we all felt a little shiver run through us. Especially when the leftover branches went up in flames. (although, it was a nice touch when farmer's wife, Juliet, threw on the lighter fluid....the kids always get a kick out of infernos)

Though this truncation happened only recently, no one seems able to remember "Stubby's" original name before he became....well.....so stubby. Most likely it was something akin to "That Daft Ash Tree." Despite his changed looks, "Stubby" will forever remain in our hearts and minds. But frankly, we think he looks better short.

"The Two Cousins (once removed)" are like two pretenders who've sidled up unawares. No one ever saw them come, they were just there, one day. Oh, they try to put on airs and act as upper crust as "The Three Sisters," but most of the neighborhood isn't buying it. Maybe it's the Sisters' nicely turned out tops, the slightly better symetry....or, maybe it's just 'cause we like the number three better than two. Whatever the reason, "The Two Cousins (once removed)" have never enjoyed that feeling of inclusion they so desperately crave. But it is safe to say they are tolerated. They add a certain....je ne sais quoi....."outsider ambiance" to the group.

And there you have it. The Gang of Seven. Other than blowing about in the wind, they haven't actually done anything. Yet.

But we intend to keep our eyes on them.

Monday, January 23, 2006

The Sun of Bifurcation

 
In which Ma gets to play "Bad Cop" 

*Sounds of call being placed to medical insurance company*

automated voice: "We're sorry. We could not read the code you punched in. We are now transferring your call to a real person."

*smirk* "Suits me just fine."

"Hello, my name is ******. How may I help you?"

"Well, I need to (blah, blah blah, blah blah)"

"I'm sorry. You should have ordered the (blah blah) several months ago."

"I thought there was an exception clause for this particular (blah, blah)?"

"No. What you SHOULD have done, was (blah blah, blah, blah blah) Then you could have had your (blah blah) taken care of."

"Are you telling me there is no exception for this very reasonable (blah blah) circumstance?"

"No."

*pause*

"Is there any one else I could talk to? Like, a SUPERVISOR?"

"Just a moment, please. I will need your (blah, blah) information while I contact my supervisor...."

*sounds of elevator music*

*for 10 minutes*

"Rebecca?"

"Yessss?"

"I have been informed that there is an exception in the case of (blah blah) I am sorry for the misinformation."

*victorious smile*

"Thank you. Thank you SO much!!" (see? I can be nice :-)

This almost makes up for that time back in 1999 when I spent over five hours on the phone trying to convince them to pay for a midwife they had payed for on the previous baby but now they were refusing despite it being SO much cheaper than a doctor that it wasn't even funny and that was when I realized that it would have been much healthier on our pocketbook to just have gone to the hospital and had a Cesarean Section.

But that was back then.

This is today.

Today--I--WON.

*pumps fist*

The sun came up.....

 
...and the fog rolled in. 

I mean, it was SO sunny this morning, I had to employ T.E.S.T. (Treadmill Evasion of Sun Technique) This is where you find that two foot square space on the end of the treadmill, just shy of the sunny EASTERN window, and a hairsbreadth away from running into the north wall. (it's OK, Loren. Really)

And while capturing the fog for posterity, my fingers became colder and colder....almost as if it were January or something. Now my left little pinky is issuing those whiny arthritic murmurings that only the insecure smallest member of a digital ensemble can. (but it's OK, Ma. Really)

As I was near the mailbox, I collected, dropped and recollected the mail as well as a any 47-year-old matron (who is really still pretty cool) can, and discovered most of it was for ARDITH ! Uh....Ardith, this is just off the top of my head, here, but you may wish to tell Letourneau that YOU HAVE MOVED TO CEDAR RAPIDS! (but it's OK, Ardith. Really.....though, you will hopefully be very respectful and courteous when you tell them, 'cause as I always say, "If you have to tell someone something, always be respectful and courteous." Some of today's young people can try and be so cute and trendy in their dealings with folks, but I know you will follow the example of your chère, chère maman...)
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Loren is back in Chicago, diligently learning things he already knows. *sigh* I think they should offer him the chance to CLEP out of the training, but I don't know....that might involve tricky things like saving money or stuff of an equally dubious nature.

And I'm sure none of us wants that.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

It's All About the Architecture

 
Meet Ma's very favorite barn roof. It rests upon Ma's very favorite barn, which resides just down the road a piece. (Diane, I admit to walking up your lane one morning. I knocked but only the large white dog greeted me, so I went ahead and took some pictures--the dog said it was OK :-)

This is a variation of the Gable roof, called a Round Roof, with outward curves. It came into popularity after World War I, lending itself to extra storage capacity above the walls. Notice the flared eaves. I LOVE this style of barn roof. My source claims it fell out of use due to building expense and complexity of design. It also says the style was not universally accepted by the farming community.

Let me tell you, I've seen plenty of 'em around these here parts.

A "Round" roof gives the entire barn an air of grace and elegance. And then, the green contrasting paint and flowers don't hurt, either :-)

This late summer picture sure beats today's drab views.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Jet Art

 
Yes, Ma is flying high. Loren is home (if only until tomorrow noon) and I actually got to sleep in this morning and I don't have to work at the church today 'cause I finished it all up yesterday since the hubby was coming home and that way I wouldn't have to be gone while he was here and the kids are all happy 'cause (as well as their daddy being home) they are heavy into a multi-player game since they don't have the DRUDGERY OF SCHOOL today and come to think of it...next Thursday will be the half-way point of the school year so of course we are ALL excited about that little bit of data and basically we are all happy little campers, here.

(and maybe just a little hyper) 

HOME. SAFE.

(and it only took 8 and a half hours)

Thanks to all who prayed.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Travel Update the 2nd

Having just heard from Loren not long ago (10:10) he is now west of Dubuque. The going is a little better, though he is tired and weak from the strain of driving under tense conditions.

Barring something unforeseen, I put him home just before 1 am.

Thanks for praying :-)

The Loren Travel Update

Well, it's going to take a little longer than expected.

Loren left Chicago just after 4 pm, and when he called around 6:30, he had not gotten to Rockford yet. He was traveling around 35 to 40 mph, through fairly bad conditions and passing people who had run off the road. But from checking different websites, he was hopefully headed towards moderating snow.

Looks like it will be more than the usual 5 plus hours.

Also, he is coming back on 20 through Dubuque, which should get him into clearer weather all the sooner.

Thanks for praying :-)

A slice of cloud to remind us to pray....

 
While driving home from church one Sunday noon, our family was blessed with an interesting perspective of a storm cloud. There's a world of difference, depending on whether one views it from the top or bottom.

It was as if God had taken a knife and sliced the edge off a loaf of cloud.

In five minutes time, we were enveloped.

That was taken in November. But you can use this as a reminder to pray for Loren today, as he is driving home from Chicago after class gets out in the afternoon. A little storm is scheduled to run through the area where he will be driving--hopefully it won't crank up until after he is closer to Iowa.

You can bet I'll be watching the radar and keeping an eye on the roads. Loren will be driving mostly on Interstate 80, that red line going through Joliet, Ottawa and the Quad Cities.

We appreciate your prayers.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

May I Recommend the Iowa Horizon?

 
(may I also suggest you don't stand outside barefoot in your robe for more than 12 minutes when it's below freezing.....) 

The Ma Side

 
Thrilled with Pastor John's promise of Millennial positions of authority, the young people of the church worked tirelessly to assemble the 420 missionary letters. 

Sepia Squirrel ponders the mysteries of life

 

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Life through a tire swing

 

No, Virginia.....

....there is NO Santa Claus.

It is time to dispel a few myths. And I'm not talkin' 'bout the fat guy in the red suit.

Dishwashers: they do NOT save time. It takes two hours to do a load, and woe to the person who may be needing a fork in the meantime. You will just have to use your fingers. Sorta cuts down on the hygienic end of things....

If it's a holiday meal, you can assume that half the day will be taken for clean-up. Yes, that's right....the Labor Day festivities took 3 loads or 6 HOURS to to finish off. Now, I'm not one to complain, but....alright, I admit it....I AM complaining.

Then there is the "Smart Wash" option. This is available in the event one doesn't have a full load of dishes, or one's conscience is prickled enough to save water. "Smart Wash" is supposed to sense how many dishes there are, and conserve water accordingly.

It all sounds so benign and green.

"Smart Wash" is really code for, "We will not use enough water to empty the soap dish OR rinse properly, thus leaving sudsy residue on all the glasses and even raw soap (with bleach) on the dishes."

I can see how this would conserve water. If you kill off enough people with bleach poisoning, the world won't be NEEDING as much water.

And so, I have taped over the "Smart Wash" button. No one in our house is allowed to be "green" anymore. It's just a funny quirk I have about adding soap to our food.

Low Flush Toilets: Another seemingly good idea to conserve water. The only trouble is, if anything above a microscopic amount of....how shall we put this delicately.....solid material is flushed, it has to be flushed a second time! Yes, in their quest to save the world from senseless flushing, the environmentalists have created a device that needs to use even MORE water.

And while we're on the subject of toilets, I've just GOT to get something off my chest. It was unDOUBTedly a man who invented the lower part of the toilet. I am talking about the outside, where the shining porcelain follows all the curvy pipey shape to the where the base meets the floor. You can tell a man designed this because he never had to CLEAN it. A woman would have given a sensible straight-lined (outside) shape to the whole contraption. Instead, we are stuck with what appears to be a hot-rod toilet with enough curvatures to maximize dust and dirt collection.

Healthy Oils: How many times have we been admonished not to eat any fat that becomes solid at room temperature? "This (solid fat) is the same inside your body," we are warned. Immediately the image springs to mind of great globs of Crisco swimming around our veins and chuckling, "THIS looks like a great place for a clot..."

Certainly I am not the first person to see that ROOM temperature and BODY temperature are not the same. Are they telling us that a person's internal temperature of 98.6 F (37 C) will not alter a solid fat? I am not advocating snarfing down the lard. Hey, I use Canola Oil and cooking spray just like the rest of them. Just don't try to con me on the morning news--especially while I am being a good girl and working out on the treadmill.

I'll believe it when they send a miniature camera "down the hatch" with a pat of butter.

Well, that's all of Ma's cynicism for now.

On a completely unrelated subject, only two and a half more days until Loren gets home...barring a snowstorm.

*sigh*

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Sharon's Induction into Alpha Chi.....

 
....which took place over Homecoming weekend at Grace, Nov. 4-6 
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Excuse the lame picture, but I had to photograph this off the Grace Magazine which arrived just today. Couldn't find a picture on the college website. There's probably a better way, but I prefer to do a poor job on my own, than ask for help.

We had an invitation to the Alpha Chi induction ceremony, but I was taking Jason to his S.A.T. test that weekend, and there was also the little matter of being 8 plus hours away.

I WOULD have taken a picture had I been there. For this copy, I had to crop out a few people, including President Manahan. (sorry, Dr. Ron--but as I'm sure you are aware, leadership is all about servanthood and sacrifice :-D)

In case you don't know, Sharon is the one in pretty cerulean, or as we used to say in the old days, turquoise.

And look who's getting politically involved! Yes, daughter #1 not only has friends, she has political connections.

*grins*

In other news, we took down the Christmas decorations today. The tree was so dry, I was having hot flashes every time I walked past.

Anyway, it's been a good day :-) I was productive AND I got to eat chocolate pudding.

It just--doesn't--get--any--better--than--this.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Part 3.......The Aftermath

The concert being over, it was time for food and frivolity. Ardith's willingness to drag her mother along showed either a profound naivete or absolute lack of fear. I prefer to think it was the latter.

The thought of being with several of her friends from work was somewhat unnerving. Would they be talking shop? Was it all to be about roms and rams and...sheep and stuff? Did people who spent all day at a computer typing code even know HOW to talk? And then there was my worst fear.....if indeed they could talk, would they be willing to converse with me once they discovered I didn't know how to play games on my cell phone?

These and other angsty thoughts tumbled about my forty-seven-year-old brain.

"So, where is this Turkish restaurant we're going to, Ardith? I inquired.

"You mean Greek, Mother Dear. It's Greek!"

"Oh yeah." *mentally pounds forehead* (I knew that, I knew that....AARRGGGGHH! I'm gonna die)

Fortunately, I did not have time to reach hyperventilation stage, as we soon arrived at the Turkish....I mean GREEK restaurant. Ardith's four acquaintances pulled in at the same time.

Introductions all around and seating at a table. Ardith generously offered to pay for whatever I ordered. Whipping out my "We've Spent A Gazillion Dollars on You" list, I immediately crossed off the first 10 bucks. Clean records make for good feelings between family, don't you think?

When it became apparent that the others were ordering meals, I took stock of my stomach--still filled with Arby's Chicken Fingers--and just ordered dessert. Molten Chocolate Cake. The waitress asked, "Would you like that served with the others' entrées? Or would you like to wait?" "I'll have that with their meals, 'cause I want to eat it right in front of them." *smirk*

This was one Ma who wasn't going to sit around and be nice.

A particular appetizer popular that night concerned feta cheese (I think) on a plate, with some type of alcoholic liquid poured over it. This would be brought out by the waiter/waitress, held off to the side of the table, and then dramatically set ablaze with a hand-held lighter.

It was startling. And loud.

I'm tellin' ya, there were cheese bombs going off ALL OVER THE PLACE! Ma freaked out more than once, and just about pulled a neck muscle from all that cringing. Looming in the future was a visit to the psychotherapist (post traumatic cheese bomb syndrome) until the waitress started issuing warnings of impending explosions. When you couple this with being in the presence of five smart young software engineers, we are talkin' major, MAJOR white knuckle grip on the nervous system.

I must say though, Roger, Cameron, Jessica and Larissa were all quite amiable. I would even go so far as to say they appeared normal. And I don't think this was just preparatory to pumping me for embarrassing stories about Ardith. For certain, I was momentarily tempted to divulge all those great potty-training tales, but I soon quashed that urge in the interest of my daughter's self-respect. Then too, I wished to come for another musical bash in the future. Parental tact is all well and good, but grasping self-interest can be quite the deterrent.

In an effort to strike up conversation I turned to Roger and informed him, "You know, my husband always wanted to name one of our boys 'Roger,' but I wouldn't let him. Never liked the name."

Yes, a good insult will go a long way toward ingratiating yourself with the younger crowd. (I learned this little tidbit from my dad who is an artist) Just make sure you keep it authentic and above all, say it with humility. You just can't beat authentic humility. Besides, these guys were so respectful of the 25 year age difference, I could have gotten away with murder. At the very least, some in-your-face cheese bombs.

And do you know what the very best part was? Ardith couldn't finish her HUGE salad. "You're going to ask for a take-out carton, aren't you?" "No mother, you see, I don't have to anymore."

*blinks*

Suddenly, all those memories of my mom stuffing the leftover Texas toast into her purse as we left the steak house came flooding back.....and I KNEW what I had to do. Hey, I didn't grow up with parents who'd lived through the Depression for nothing.....

"Ardith, do you care if I take it home?"

*laughs* "No, mother, I don't care."

And so,

the torch,

has passed.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Sunday Sunset

 

Safely in Chicago

Loren, that is.

He is there until late Friday afternoon when he will drive home. His furlough lasts until Sunday noonish when he will drive back to Chicago for a second week.

While at training he will be forced to subsist on ten dollars for breakfast, ten for lunch, and a mere twenty-five for supper. (bring me some take-out)

He'll be somewhat lonely, but at least he has his laptop :-D

I'm sure Loren would appreciate your prayers. The first--safe travel--has been answered.

 

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Part 2.....The Concert

 
The Paramount Theater is one of those majestic old buildings from a bygone era. You walk through the doors and enter the world of the lush and lavish.

And mirrors. Lots and lots of mirrors. The entrance and hallway are lined with walls of mirrors. "Hey," I commented to Ardith as I whipped out my brush. "This is great. You can touch up your hair on the way to the grand staircase." (It was at this point that I think Ardith tried to ditch me....at least, I suddenly lost sight of her. I suppose it could have been a coincidence...)

Amidst all the opulence, we eagerly followed the mass of music aficionados up the stairway. I thought, "Wow, Ardith has probably gotten us box seats, or something."

It was "something." Nosebleed seats, actually. It was so far up, the ushers weren't even sure where they were. (that is no exaggeration) But they were very good seats, for we could look out over the vast expanse of the entire theater. We could also see the speakers they had mounted in some of the ornate and decorative openings. But really, any spot in the theater would be a decent seat.

The music began and everything was quite nice. A lot of the traditional repertoire one would expect for a Christmas concert, which one nevertheless enjoys at each hearing.

Full orchestra, plus a large children's choir, and later an adult choir. The youngsters did right well, but the adult choir--as usual--had twice as many women as men. Actually, the Altos alone outnumbered the collective basses and tenors. "Where are all the men?" one could ask. "Where are all the men?!" (answer: watching Sunday afternoon football)

There were two selections from the familiar and much loved Nutcracker Suite. This hearing, however, left me with an impression I'd never experienced before. As the final notes of "Waltz of the Flowers" swelled, I had the most overwhelming urge to dub in that horse's neigh from the end of "Sleigh Ride." I don't know WHY this thought popped into my brain, but I had to make a concerted effort to suppress a giggle. It may stem from playing the cornet in the band for a few years in junior high. Every cornet or trumpet player dreams of being assigned the part of the horse at the end of "Sleigh Ride." One presses all three thingamabobbers down, just halfway, and then blows like an equine. Most junior high buglers practice this part incessantly, in hopes that some day they will be singled out by the director with those immortal words, "I want you to play the 'neigh'."

During intermission, one of Ardith's friends from work trotted up the stairs (taking short breaks for whiffs of oxygen) to converse. Plans were laid for a post concert get-to-gether. Food was mentioned. Directions given. The young lady receded and I started to sweat.

I was at once bemused, enthused and yes, even con-fused.

"Ardith, are you sure you want me hanging around with you and your....uh...young friends?" I had to make clear that she needn't feel obligated to drag me along. "Are you kidding?" she laughed (somewhat apprehensively, I thought), "It won't be a problem."

"Okay. I PROMISE to be good."

The lights dimmed for the second half where our programs noted there would be audience participation in carol singing. Unfortunately, the gentleman behind us didn't realize this applied to actual carols, and not the first piece, "Winter Wonderland." His wife got him stopped before the second verse.

It was an enjoyable concert. We listened, we sang, we clapped. The performance concluded just as I'd anticipated.... with "Sleigh Ride." I ticked off each section in my mind....the perky beginning, the toe-tapping jazz riff and then....there it was....the neigh.

*sigh*

For a moment there, I was back in band class pretending to be a horse.

(part 3....The Aftermath)

Friday, January 13, 2006

Ardith and Ma Paint Cedar Rapids Red (part 1)

(long overdue...)

When Ardith was offered a job with Rockwell-Collins and moved to Cedar Rapids, her father and I were more than a little pleased. Oh sure, it meant validation of all that time and money she'd spent at college, the income would be great and there'd be one less mouth to feed at our house. But the primary reason for joy was the close proximity.

Which means, poor culturally-deprived Ma would have a great excuse to buzz on down for concerts and galas of a cosmopolitan nature. I'd get away from the corn fields, anyway. Yes, the kid was done with school, and as far as I was concerned, it was payback time.

The first of what I am sure will be MANY opportunities came just last month, on December 11.

Ardith invited me down for the Cedar Rapids Symphony's Christmas Concert. The only possible difficulty was the Sunday afternoon scheduling. Would that be a problem? I thought to myself about the logistics.....let's see, Loren would have to be in charge of all the kids at church after I left early.....I would miss the morning sermon.....hmm....this was looking better all the time! (I'm kidding, Pastor John :-)

I gave it a whole two seconds contemplation and replied, "I'll GO!" (pending husband's approval) It was not until later that I realized stopping for lunch at Arby's would be a necessity.

Obviously, it was one of those cosmic moments when the whole universe comes into alignment.

Those were the initiating forces that propelled me to Waterloo and into the very presence of.......a television celebrity. *gasp* For within the walls of Arby's, waiting in line like a common sort of dude, was none other than......Jeff Kennedy, my favorite weather guy from Channel 7!

Yes, it was true! Right there. At least, I thought it was him. Playing it very cool, I carried my take-out order and headed for the door...and then thought, "Wait a minute....when am I ever going to have this chance again?" I turned right around and headed back and said, "Excuse me, are you.....Jeff....weather guy for 7?"

He looked up with an incredulous expression, "Yes?"

"I just wanted to thank you for all your hard work. We appreciate so much, everything you do."

"Well, that's what they pay us for."

During this time his wife was looking on with a rather bemused smile. Probably she was all too familiar with gushy old ladies coming up to fawn all over her husband.

He was very nice, but I felt it was HIGH time to leave while I still possessed some remnant of dignity. I skedaddled, leaving their party of three greatly relieved, no doubt. Who knows, maybe they thought I was a psycho, or something.

(I may yet email him my sundog picture and ask if he remembers that weird lady in Arby's.....)

Still afloat in my Hollywood euphoria, I continued with my drive. The highway to Cedar Rapids afforded several photo opportunities along the way, but I exercised superhuman self-control and drove without stopping.

Soon after reaching her apartment, Ardith and I proceeded to the concert in her forest green Jetta.

I had never ridden in the famed Jetta and immediately took note of several glaring omissions as compared to vehicles of which I was accustomed. First of all, it didn't have stereo speakers duct-taped to the front dash. Apparently, some of the newer model cars come equipped with decent speakers installed. Go figure.

Also, the inside was pretty clean. No empty Diet Cherry Coke cans rolling about the floor, and no little foil wrappers from Dove's Dark Chocolates laying about, in various twisted, rolled, and incredibly complex geometric designs. (which, I'm pretty sure denotes genius) One more thing that was missing......big band music on the radio. In fact, there was no music at all so I figure I've got her beat on that score.

At my age, one takes pleasure in whatever inane victories one can.

(part 2....the concert)

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Another peaceful night........

 
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......except, my stomach is in knots about this housing business. But I will try to remember that it is Jason going to college, and not me :-)

By the way.......you guys who recommended a certain Quad and said by ALL MEANS stay away from another certain Quad....you can't designate which Quad you want on the form! So, let's hope he doesn't get the "you know what" one.

But the housing and tuition deposit has been made, thanks to lovely things like debit cards and online payment options.

We have no choice but to leave it in the Lord's hands, now.

{8:21 update...Many Thanks to all the wonderful students--past and present--who so willingly gave of their time and expert testimony concerning dormish matters :-) Ma is most grateful}

Who am I?

 
1. Eeyore
2. Puzzle
3. Pinocchio
 

Nose Squincher

 
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I couldn't sleep, so I came to gaze through the monitor into other worlds and found Trevor, instead :-) (Picasa's picture editor cannot seem to stand putting a border around the photo, or deleting their logo, otherwise it will move the text to beneath the picture....so just this once, I'll compromise and let them keep their silly ol' square in the post)

But, just this once....

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

This morning......

 
.....we slept in 'til 6:00 ! 

This picture raises three questions:

1) Is it possible we've seen the sun three days in a row? (yes)

2) Why does everyone think the sun is round, when it's very clearly an oval shape?

3) Why is a caret flying off into the sunrise?
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In other news, LeTourneau is encouraging quick payment of Jason's housing deposit so as to procure the dorm of his choice. Which begs the question, "Where do his parents wish him to live?"

Ma has been checking out her sources in the area, of which she has many. I've gotten Slader's point of view and also talked to Toad. (By the way, Toad, I am really sorry I made you late for class. I try to never bother people during the day for that very reason. I was under the mistaken impression that you had graduated and were just some working stiff sitting behind a computer all day....Tell your prof that it was Ol' Ma's fault. I'll even fax a signed note if that will help)

Having just received words of wisdom from Wilson, the data is all starting to congeal into a more discernable glob. We hope to get it taken care of within the next 24 hours.
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In still other news....Loren may have tomorrow off :-) Then Friday will be a half day to complete some computer training at the station. THEN....it's off to sunny Chicago for two weeks of Courier training. He gets to drive home Friday night of the weekend in between, and stay until Sunday afternoon, when he drives back to Chicago for the last week.

Sharon leaves for France that same weekend. After that, life should settle down.

Boy, could I use some chocolate....

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

STATEMENT AT A FOOTBALL GAME

(note from Ma: I received this from D. W. in Florida and want to pass it on...)

This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football
game at Roane County High School, Kingston, Tennessee, by school
Principal, Jody McLoud.

"It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country."

Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate lifestyle," and if someone is offended, that's OK.

I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK.

I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem...

I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess "Mother Earth" and call it "ecology."

I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depict people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment."

However, if anyone uses this facility to honor God and to ask Him to bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case law is violated.

This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical.

Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except God and His Commandments.

Nevertheless, as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical... I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression.

For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time.

"However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank God and ask Him, in the name of Jesus, to bless this event, please feel free to do so. As far as I know, that's not against the law----yet."


One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray.

They prayed in the stands. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box!

The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America - the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under God."

Somehow, Kingston, Tennessee, remembered what so many have forgotten.

We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM Religion.

Praise God that His remnant remains!

Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of Me before men, then I will be
ashamed of you before My Father."


Thank you, David.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Da Man Be Workin'

So, Loren awoke just before 5,
so he could leave by 6,
so he could arrive at the station in Ames by 7:30,
so he could drive over to Fort Dodge with a truckload of freight,
so he could run a busy route in town all by himself,
so he could drive back to the station in Ames,
so he could call at 7:30 to say he's coming back,
so he could could get home by 9 pm,
so he could eat and fall into bed,
so he could get up tomorrow and do it all over again....

We be havin'--some--fun--now.

(an original poem by Ma)

Maybe I've died and gone to heaven....

 
....thanks to MoM out in Califonia :-D

It arrived well before Christmas, but I'm just getting around to sharing the picture. So sorrry I can't share any of the chocolate with y'all. SO, so sorry.

If good things come in little packages, this one should pack a powerful punch. The one brand I am not familiar with is the bar that is glared--Perugina. "An Italian tradition of passion and style."

OHhhhh yeah.

The Dove's even have holiday wrappings :-) And the Ghirardelli package is a "Limited Edition," soooooo, maybe I should see how much money I can get for it on Ebay?

Naaaaahhhhh.

THANKS, MoM! (this just might get me through the winter)

Behold...

 
....the garage--all wrapped up for winter. Loren and Jason did most of this over the weekend. 

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Farmstead views sunset

 
Gone, the sun. But it was lovely to see it, yesterday. As if to make up for the many dreary days, there was a spec-tac-ular sunset last evening. Even houses were mesmerized.

Loren and Jason were hard at work on Saturday, wrapping the shivering plywood in protective covering. I sauntered past with my camera, but received one of those looks that said, "Why don't you wait until we are done and not present."

I was happy to comply, for as we all know, I am loath to post pictures of people against their will.

The guys are back at it today, in hopes of finishing before a little front comes through. Already it is blustery, but Loren feels too good (or driven) to take any days off, I guess.
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Having majored in music at college, I was astounded to read this article concerning someone we studied, ever so briefly.

My only question is, "Could he be getting paid for this?"

John Cage is a modern day emperor wearing no clothes.

Whatsoever.

 

Saturday, January 07, 2006

The sun has returned!

 
......if only for a day. Still, it is refreshing to be rid of the grayness of things. 

Friday, January 06, 2006

Random glimpses

 
  • The sun made a feeble attempt to penetrate the clouds today. It lasted a whole 20 seconds. I know this because I just happened to be pulling out of the drive at the time.
  • I don't care WHAT Channel 7's Ian Leonard says about higher than average temps for the last 17 days....I am cold, and that's that.
  • If you take young men to Arby's for lunch, they will invariably attempt to gut the insides of mozzarella sticks.
  • Cleaning out the toy closet can magically produce 3 trash bags full of non-keepers.
  • Finding the wooden blocks in the back of the closet will make the kids so happy you will wonder why you ever bothered buying them Christmas gifts on Ebay.
  • Christmas vacation is a good time for your first-grader to forget half his math facts.
  • Chocolate-withdrawal-syndrome is evidenced by lapses of a neurological nature: forgetfulness, repeating oneself, and saying things over and over....not to mention redundancy.
  • It is entirely possible that an almost 4-year-old, upon waking from nap in early January will query, "Are we going to the beach?"
  • Chocolate-withdrawal-syndrome is evidenced by lapses of a neurological nature: forgetfulness, repeating oneself, and saying things over and over....not to mention redundancy.

Frost.....

 
....what all the happenin' twigs are wearing 

Thursday, January 05, 2006

 
 
Dizzying patterns of snow-melting fields.

Scene From Ardith's Graduation Party

 
Funny things happen when one arises before 6:00.

I cannot explain the sequence of events, but somehow, in some inexplicable way, I ended up with the Bunny Boy snuggled in my lap, looking at pictures of Ardith's graduation.

I was reminded that I had always wanted to flush out...I mean post this picture of Moore. I've entitled it, "The Mighty Lemonade Quaff."

A few of the "crew" dropped by during our "Open Pavilion" after the graduation ceremony. They pretended to be visiting various graduation parties on the premise of offering good wishes...but in truth, they were cruising galas to snarf food.

ANYWAY, just as we were about to cut Sharon's scrumptious Almond Joy cake, the group showed up, aided in no small part by Moore's unerring sense of imminent food presentation. (oh...I remember now....I'd invited them)

AnyANYWAY, there was a glassful of lemonade left in the gallon container, so Moore, ever the helpful disposer of victuals, volunteered to empty the jug. My children looked on in slack-jawed amazement. Much cheering ensued as a new hero made his presence known to the universe.

In the background are Gallagher and half a Wilson. They declined similar feats of daring--whether out of fear or propriety, we do not know. They did offer significant moral support, however.

I also ran across a nice shot of Scholl in his gown, which I would be happy to post if encouraged..... 

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

This is.....

 
A) a prime example of amateur photography
B) Trevor just completing his rematerilization after beaming over from the library parking lot
C) a new winter olympic sport--Cushion Curling
D) a desperate attempt to encourage new comments
 
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I got a chance to test out those no-skid brakes on the van. Upon leaving the last library, I was tooling down the road at a reasonable 45 mph when Sharon, sitting up front yelled out, "There's a deer !"

I jammed down the brake pedal and felt a smooth and controlled slow-down....the deer passing from left to right just a few feet in front of our 15 passenger monolith.

I never would have seen it if Sharon hadn't alerted me. I guess what fooled me was NOT EXPECTING IT TO COME DASHING OUT OF A BUILT-UP AREA! (stupid, STUPID deer) We would have sent it hurtling.....somewhere.....hopefully not the windshield. But we definitely would have hit the suburban kamikaze ruminant.

The brakes worked like a charm. Now I won't have to tell Loren I wrecked something when he comes home from work.

Yes, that's right....he was sent out on a route all by himself, today. Even though he hasn't completed his updated Courier training, I guess the boss didn't have much choice when 3 people called in sick.

Loren is putting in very long days, rising at 6, driving 90 minutes to work, taking a 10 hour route, and driving 90 minutes back home again. He eats supper, looks at a few websites, and crawls into bed.

He's pushing himself and he's awfully tired. But considering he had a heart transplant, methinks we have a lot for which to be thankful.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

More soupe des pois

 
It's not the best translation, "soup of peas." But I thought the one given by the online translator, "potage des pois" might be a tad confusing. Which is just to say, it's really, really foggy.

A sepia fog, if you will.

Having survived shopping in the big city with the three oldest boys, we have returned safe and sound, to prepare for intellectual endeavors on the morrow.

No, we do not resume school....yet.

We make our pilgrimage to the libraries. We can hold our heads up high, and enter without fear, for we have found every single library book that has resided in our home for the past two months! At least, from the library that counts.

One is quite understanding and charges no fees for overdue books. The other, while larger and peopled with nice....uh.....people, has this funny little rule about not checking out new books if there are five or more unreturned.

We usually return all of our books, just not all at once. It's not because we are lazy. We just can't find them.

Fortunately for us, the seven we cannot find go to the "good cop" library.

Life is complicated.

Read and escape.

Monday, January 02, 2006

18 Years Old!

 
Jason doesn't like his visage viewed, but surely he can't mind me posting his smile...His birthday was last Friday, but we waited until the pestilence waned. (it was a LOTR theme) 

Raisin Cream Pie

 
Jason's choice of birthday dessert. We waited to celebrate until Sharon the master pie baker had recuperated from her cold. 

Ma's World

 

If you look closely......

 
......you might just spy Jupiter's Red Spot

After glimpsing the sun only briefly these past weeks, I am reduced to mulling nostalgically over last summer's photos, all the while softly weeping into my tea.

No, no, that's not entirely true....I don't drink tea.

But there is nothing beautiful outside at this moment in time, so I've dredged up a sunset from a happier cosmos.

It helps dispel those memories of the being awoken earlier by the sound of relentless rain pelting against the bedroom window.

Wish I could export our current weather to Texas and Oklahoma..... 

Sunday, January 01, 2006

In keeping with the New Year....

.....and the penchant many folk have to do something admirable, like make resolutions or....or clean or something....

I would just like to announce that I have taken my Inbox, formerly stuffed with 276 assorted emails, and whittled it down to a tidy 73.

Oh, and get this.....since the dishwasher was REALLY falling behind in matters it is absolutely INCAPABLE of handling, I rolled up my sleeves and washed the following in the sink:

  • five GLASS bread pans
  • one crock pot used for a roast
  • one roasting pan used for granola
  • my one-and-only "Air Bake" pan encrusted with baked cheese
  • many assorted pans and bowls that will not fit in the "weanie-machine"

Who says I can't blog and keep house at the same time?
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If your January isn't starting out with this kinda snap and pizzazz, HAVE NO FEAR!

There are always amusing tidbits in the news to brighten the day...even in Iowa where apparently the sun only visits on rare occasions.

You may think the Supreme Court Justices are epitomes of sobriety, intellectually speaking. But I beg to differ :-) In fact, Justice Scalia is 19 times funnier than Justice Ginsburg. Who knew?

I certainly hope one of your New Year's resolutions doesn't include thievery from cars. At least not in this inept manner.

Finally, speaking from VAST experience, it never fails to astound me how a woman can give birth without knowing she is pregnant.

Thankfully, the kebab was safe.

"May your jokes be witty,
May your wits be sharp,
And may your kebabs....be....just that."

Is that......could it be.........?

 
For a few brief moments yesterday, we actually saw.....the sun